Only 16 hours after announcing that the 46th President had contracted COVID-19 the White House said in a public statement that Biden has contracted an incurable disease known as the Pibby Virus.
Scientists know frighteningly little about the virus as it rarely infects mammals. According to current statistics, no one has ever survived for more than 12 months with the illness.
We will update this story as more information is released.
UPDATE #1: President Biden has already begun to show “visible late stage symptoms” of the virus.
UPDATE #2: He’s gone.
I’m no political man, and I know not of what this man is pushing for, but prayers are sent out for him and his family. No one deserves to contract such a cruel virus.
Shut up. You’re stupid.
Just saw the second update. Their family is going to have an emptiness at the dinner table for a long, long time. Hope the affected can move on.
That’s fucked up…
die
Everything truly is Joever now
This actually makes sense.
While I am not political myself, it was sad to see the news that this horrible Pibby Virus had gotten to Joe Biden. I do wish him a swift recovery and hope he can help fun a cure for the Pibby Virus soon. I heard the Pibby Virus isn’t deadly but is very harmful, my best friend Moby Richard got it a few weeks ago and luckily recovered alright.
While I am not political myself, it was sad to see the news that this horrible Pibby Virus had gotten to Joe Biden. I do wish him a swift recovery and hope he can help fun a cure for the Pibby Virus soon. I heard the Pibby Virus isn’t deadly but is very harmful, my best friend Moby Richard got it a few weeks ago and luckily recovered alright.
oh my god. i just saw the second update. i am so sorry to hear about this.
I mean the good thing is that my good friend Moby Richard is alive though.
UPDATE: Moby Richard was killed in what the media called “Guy Fieri’s explosive brown”. Matt Ball had this to say: “Moby Richard was my good friend, it’s a bad thing that he died”
Pibby.
He had it coming and by god I’m getting off to his suffering
I am distraught at the state of our great nation, that our own president suffer such great horrors towards him. Rest in pibby.
No i aint 😂✋
Shut it, little man
Womp womp
While I am not political myself, it was sad to see the news that this horrible Pibby Virus had gotten to Joe Biden. I do wish him a swift recovery and hope he can help fun a cure for the Pibby Virus soon. I heard the Pibby Virus isn’t deadly but is very harmful, my best friend Moby Richard got it a few weeks ago and luckily recovered alright.
Man this stinks, my country’s president also has the pibby virus. It’s taking over idk how much time we have before we all pibby 😔🙏
I never died, Mr. Mike Hawk too is telling false information. Jay Kay did though.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO POUNDING MY FISTS INTO THE GROUND IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!!!
is she ok?
A frightening day for my fellow Americans. I, uh, hope we can all recover from such a, uh, shocking event.
Really…. I’m lost right now…. thanks for the news… I’ll tell everyone